LAUGH KEEPS HEALTHY

AT THE DOCTOR
Ms.Novie was not feeling very well. Therefore, she visited the Doctor.
Doctor      : Good morning Mam. What's wrong with you ?
Ms.Novie : If I knew what was wrong with me I would not come here, Doctor.

WARNING
After working, two doctots were chatting
Doctor A : Do you know why there is a warning on the bottle of aspirin ?
Doctor B : Which warning ?
Doctor A : " Danger. Keep out the reach of children "
Doctor B : Yes,of course. I am a Doctor.
Doctor A : Why ?
Doctor B : Because the children or someone else will throw the bottle at you when they get angry


OUT OF JAIL
Geng was just released from the jail. He met Parman,his friend.
Parman : You are free now, Geng. Why do you look so sad ?
Geng     : There are two things that I hate about being out of jail
Parman : what are they ?
Geng     : I have to work for food and to rent a room to sleep



Retold by Kang adie